MONDAY: Samsung Comeback drowns in a Puddle within the Geo Storm.
TUESDAY: Lauren + Boyfriend + Russians hijack Pub’s Lone Pool Table for the Evening’s Entirety. Lauren drowns in a Toilet of Alcohol.
WEDNESDAY: Kimchi Noodle Bowl + Eggs + Soy Sauce team up to perform CPR on Lauren. Success!
THURSDAY: Kimchi Noodle Bowl + Copious Amounts of Espresso give Lauren a Piggy Back Ride through the Vast Plains of the Ten Hour Work Day.
FRIDAY: 2010 drowns.
